say what again


nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via geothebio)

Ana de Mendoza de la Cerda; Princess of Éboli,Countess of Mélito and Duchess of Pastrana.Ana de Mendoza de la Cerda; Princesa de Éboli,Condesa de Mélito y duquesa de Pastrana.

She was considered one of Spain’s greatest beauties, despite having lost an eye in a mock duel with a page when she was young.

(Source: alessandrahautumn, via uglytshirt)


I’ll tell you my sins, you can sharpen your knife



Jim Dingilian proves that a creative and skillful artist can create works of art with just about anything. By coating the interior of empty glass bottles with black smoke and then carefully brushing it away with tools mounted on dowels, he creates detailed and beautiful but dark works of smoke art that are dripping with a sense of suburban decay (via Bored Panda).

are you shitting me

(via uglytshirt)


flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness?
me: *looks out the window*
flight attendant: your highness?
me: *no answer*
flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness?
me: *turns my head to face the flight attendant*
me: coffee.

(via frenums)